Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2017

Goat, feel free to kick Rat anytime you want.

Here’s another expression: I don’t give a rat’s @$$.

If we can’t find a better way of stopping stupid expressions, we have to resort to violence.

I, personally, avoid stupid expressions like the plague.

Is it wrong that I kind of agree with Rat this time around??

And ten toes to run away if the punching goes poorly.

Does Rat punch with all ten knuckles? Only eight of them are facing forward.

I do remember Rat threatening some hipster in the Diner with a Waffle Iron after he said he was “Jonesing for some Hash Browns”!

Just want to let everyone know that “IN MY OPINION” Women aren’t bigger talkers than men.

I’m sure there are some men who could talk a glass eye to sleep!

xxx

But, but, butt, Goat! It’s your nature. Two hard horns and a thick skull were meant for emphatic use!

I don’t care what you people think, I love Rat!!

And ten toes, so Rat can kick as much as he punches.

Not buying it, Goat. Not when I know folks who love to talk but not listen. If you’re talking and have to pause for a second to take a breath they interupt what you’re saying so they can talk. But if you do the same thing they get ticked about how everyone is “always interupting me.” And you’re not supposed to even dare point out that they do it, you’re just supposed to shut up and let them talk.

Don’t follow Pearls advice, kids!

I’ve got 28 knuckles on my hands alone.