Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 17, 2017

Pigita isn’t allowed to complain about Stephan? Is that privilege only for the main characters?

In the last panel, Pig finally sounds smart.

time for Pigita to dump Pig… … … … … … …’s milkshake on his brainless head

How did her arms go from pink to black to pink with black hands?

I guess Stephan was very emotional watching this breakup occur.

Pigita should beat up Stephan.

Caitlyn Jenner is a changed man. I ain’t changing for nobody. Not no way, not no how.

“The Last Straw” is a For Better Or Worse book title.

One could not begin to count the number of relationships that failed the straw test!

positive change #1: Dump Pigita

Ugh. Relationships. Why people put themselves through that I simply can’t understand.

xxx

Please, Cartoon-Boy, let them break up! How can I put this delicately and politely? —I hate Pigita.

Focus, Pig…

This can’t be the first time Pigita’s worn pearls, can it? If so, it’s literally “pearls before swine”.

If you expect the one you’re with to change, why be with him in the first place? Besides, if they do change you might lose the part you like!