Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 15, 2017

Pig, you can be more ambitious. Add French fries and onion rings.

Just so long as it isn’t “cut more cheese” you’re probably good, Pig.

Honestly, Pig. You could at least include crackers or French bread, and wine.

Turn in your hymnals to page 47 and sing with us “I Have Decided to Swallow Cheeses.”

An ambition level on par with mine… though I probably ought to eat less cheese. Perhaps I should write that down?

Pig is worried he’s not goudanuff.

But when Pig DOES eat more cheese, who will be laughing then?

Don’t be so cheesy, Pig…

BACON AND CHEESE!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cut the cheese!

I feel like I’ve seen this one before.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie?

Sorry, Pig, you need to set a goal, e.g. 1/2 pound of cheese per day. Or maybe you eat that amount now and need to increase it further. Then you can say “I achieved my hopes and dreams.” Then you can be happy.

Well, it was good enough for George Costanza: “I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.”

it’s wise to make goals attainable!

My Hopes and Dreams are divided in 2 categories. First one called “Likely To Happen” and the second one “When Hell Freezes Over”

xxx

“Curdle up a little closer, hold me tight…”

This explains him going door-to-door, asking, “Have you found cheeses yet?”

↑ he loves cheeses, yes, he does…

Pretty cheesy joke today. But, hey, it’s Pig; what did you expect?

Ahh … the power of cheese.

Pig has a slight queso dementia.

I sometimes have that dream…

We all have to start somewhere.