Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Stephan must have been traumatized by a pig as a kid and he’s now getting his revenge.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    When you turn on the hose, Pig, don’t let it flop all around and make a mess; you need to let the hose know who’s boss.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    so much for a romantic weekend at a seaside house

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sometimes comedy hurts.

    That’s how you know it’s working!

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    Wait until The International Sisterhood of Beach ’Hos hears about this Cartoon Boy…there will be pain.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Stephan, you’re a few steps away from losing a valued reader…care to guess who that is?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Poor Pig

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    Pig goes street!

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    There’s lots of sunny beaches in Florida.

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    Gent  over 7 years ago

    Beach Please…

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    Joseph McFarlane  over 7 years ago

    Still laughing!!!

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    e.groves  over 7 years ago

    Poor, sad little Pig. But funny.

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    Stocky One  over 7 years ago

    Yes, they must, I agree! I love this strip.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Years ago we needed a name for our small rescue farm. As everyone knows, the tool you need will break just when you need it most. For instance, the tines on the hoe are bent so you spend an hour hammering them back in shape. So, we decided on the catchy name, “Bent Tine Farm”…. It was either that or, “Cracked Hoe”. (the story is true, only our names have been redacted to prevent embarrassment…)

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    peggyboring  over 7 years ago

    Took me a second there. What, no censor guy?

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    dutchs  over 7 years ago

    The word play doesn’t work in Spanish. Instead Pig says he has to use the hose on her. Same outcome.

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    GaryCooper  over 7 years ago

    Two guys take a road trip through the eastern states. After a while, one says, “We must be getting close to Florida.” “Why do you say that?” “Everybody we pass yells something about sunny beaches.”

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Yep, I thought something like that was coming.

    Love it!

    xxx

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    ADNERB Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Haaaaaaahahahahahasnorthahahahaha!!

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    We all hurt, Cartoon-Boy. Please get rid of Pigita and do Pig a favor to make up for all the pain you inflict on him: un-die and bring back Sweet Fanny!

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    BlueIris Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @PeggyBoring No censor here, but local newspapers have their own. My local newspaper didn’t run this one, they ran another one.

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    Swirls Before Pine  about 7 years ago

    If anyone is old enough to get the pun, you’re old enough to not be offended by it.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Soooooooo clever you are, Steph!

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