Years ago we needed a name for our small rescue farm. As everyone knows, the tool you need will break just when you need it most. For instance, the tines on the hoe are bent so you spend an hour hammering them back in shape. So, we decided on the catchy name, “Bent Tine Farm”…. It was either that or, “Cracked Hoe”. (the story is true, only our names have been redacted to prevent embarrassment…)
Two guys take a road trip through the eastern states. After a while, one says, “We must be getting close to Florida.” “Why do you say that?” “Everybody we pass yells something about sunny beaches.”
We all hurt, Cartoon-Boy. Please get rid of Pigita and do Pig a favor to make up for all the pain you inflict on him: un-die and bring back Sweet Fanny!
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
Stephan must have been traumatized by a pig as a kid and he’s now getting his revenge.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
When you turn on the hose, Pig, don’t let it flop all around and make a mess; you need to let the hose know who’s boss.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
so much for a romantic weekend at a seaside house
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago
Sometimes comedy hurts.
That’s how you know it’s working!
PICTO over 7 years ago
Wait until The International Sisterhood of Beach ’Hos hears about this Cartoon Boy…there will be pain.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Stephan, you’re a few steps away from losing a valued reader…care to guess who that is?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago
Poor Pig
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
Pig goes street!
whiteheron over 7 years ago
There’s lots of sunny beaches in Florida.
Gent over 7 years ago
Beach Please…
Joseph McFarlane over 7 years ago
Still laughing!!!
e.groves over 7 years ago
Poor, sad little Pig. But funny.
Stocky One over 7 years ago
Yes, they must, I agree! I love this strip.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago
Years ago we needed a name for our small rescue farm. As everyone knows, the tool you need will break just when you need it most. For instance, the tines on the hoe are bent so you spend an hour hammering them back in shape. So, we decided on the catchy name, “Bent Tine Farm”…. It was either that or, “Cracked Hoe”. (the story is true, only our names have been redacted to prevent embarrassment…)
peggyboring over 7 years ago
Took me a second there. What, no censor guy?
dutchs over 7 years ago
The word play doesn’t work in Spanish. Instead Pig says he has to use the hose on her. Same outcome.
GaryCooper over 7 years ago
Two guys take a road trip through the eastern states. After a while, one says, “We must be getting close to Florida.” “Why do you say that?” “Everybody we pass yells something about sunny beaches.”
Number Three over 7 years ago
Yep, I thought something like that was coming.
Love it!
xxx
ADNERB Premium Member over 7 years ago
Haaaaaaahahahahahasnorthahahahaha!!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
We all hurt, Cartoon-Boy. Please get rid of Pigita and do Pig a favor to make up for all the pain you inflict on him: un-die and bring back Sweet Fanny!
BlueIris Premium Member over 7 years ago
@PeggyBoring No censor here, but local newspapers have their own. My local newspaper didn’t run this one, they ran another one.
Swirls Before Pine about 7 years ago
If anyone is old enough to get the pun, you’re old enough to not be offended by it.
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Soooooooo clever you are, Steph!