Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2017

Have you told him what happened to Tower Records?

The Internet existed in 1987. It just wasn’t a widespread thing back then. And social media didn’t exist.

And, thus, 80’s man wakes up into a dystopian nightmare.

“Also, democracy works the wrong way now; you vote for the human, and get the insane orangutan instead.”

Um… shouldn’t have Eighties Man been living under the rock since 31 December 1989 instead?

Mullet and white pants, sooooo eighties.

I don’t remember the ’80s all that well. I worked nights.

It’s interesting how we try to compartmentalize the recent past by decades. Not that it’s totally wrong, but it oversimplifies a bit. Why not talk about, say, the character of 1976 to 1983, or 1989 to 2000?

And opinions are hate speeches

I love 80s Man!

If you actually remember the 80s, you weren’t spending 24/7 trying to make money on the stock market, or by insider trading!

Just like Opus during the relaunch of Bloom County.

Sherlock, guess you made the point of the cartoon. Good job.

More like “flamboyant 80s man”

He looks remarkably clean for someone who’s been living under a rock for 30 years.

and it’s expressed as IMO or IMHO

Opinionated? He’s not talking about us…is he?

And your core financial identity information is included in the peeping. Thanks, Equifax.

And YOUR opinion is wrong…

It was on the Internet, so it must be True!!!

I like the mullet hair style, definitely 80’s

I like the mullet hair style, definitely 80’s

I like the mullet hair style, definitely 80’s

Says it all in 4 words! I sometimes think a good old fashioned bar of soap and a hard scrub in the mouth (and mind) would do us all some good! Start from scratch perhaps

Not a few of them comment on this comic strip. I feel sorry for the way Cartoon-Boy’s funny comics get mangled and twisted by hatemongers into political jeremiads. If 8os Man were wise, he’d crawl back under that rock and stay there!

You know a logical way for someone from the 80s to travel to our time? Trapped in a freezer!

You need Pig’s Internet Happy Box