Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    A perfectly valid and accurate answer.

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    Wilde Bill  over 6 years ago

    And then all of the microbes that have been harmlessly co-existing in your body begin to digest it.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    was Rat expecting a religious answer?

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    toahero  over 6 years ago

    You see a big screen that says

    GAME OVER

    PLAY AGAIN? Y/N

    As well as list of your stats, such as years survived, wealth acquired, and kill-to-death ratio.

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    cdgar  over 6 years ago

    Pig’s got it right. You die, game over. No replays.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    Cue the commenters- all the ones who will pontificate on BOTH sides of whether or not there is an afterlife- with little or no proof.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Pig’s Book of the Dead – in its entirety.

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    Michael Jones  over 6 years ago

    When you die, you die. Even the Bible says so. Immortality of the soul is a false teaching by the religions of the world.

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    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    Let’s keep in mind that the question was asked of a pig. The answer might well have been “honey glazing”.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Since when does Rat give a Pigs Patoot about what happens in the next 15 minutes??

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    Ever since he heard that many pigs are “cured” after death, he never worried much about it.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Okay, did, Pastis, accidentally mix up the word balloons?

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Oh happy days, oh happy days, ………………………………..

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    aerotica69  over 6 years ago

    There is an afterlife for Pig, at least – the porkinator sandwich.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    Yes. The reality is that we get born, we live as long as we can, and then we die.

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    Radish...   over 6 years ago

    Those two are destined to reincarnate until they learn the meaning of life.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 6 years ago

    You fools. Join my church and with enough money I will guarantee you eternal life after death. And that guarantee comes with double your money back.

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    sloaches  over 6 years ago

    When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my Grandpa.

    Not screaming, like the passengers on his bus…

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    trivers  over 6 years ago

    Well, you can’t argue with logic like that.

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    cj7ole  over 6 years ago

    “What do you think” can be answered by either fact or belief. Nobody “knows” for a fact there is an afterlife, it is a belief for those that think so. Some, “I lean that way” to “I believe it with all my heart and soul” followed by a full discussion on apologetics. So it goes much further back than just that belief. Belief in an afterlife begins with a belief in “God” which can, to some, be bolstered by facts, observations and history and not always blind faith. I will leave it at that.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    Can’t we get back to something joyful that we can all agree on like the political commentary?

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    LINK_O_NEAL  over 6 years ago

    rip

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    iantheevil  over 6 years ago

    I’m pretty sure some of the comic authors deliberately put in strips designed to troll the commenters.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It’s been a fun day with the comments, but let me cap it with this question…. which god are you talking about?

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    Jkiss  over 6 years ago

    I know what happens after death……no more taxes……at least I hope not.

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    cosman  over 6 years ago

    We’ll find out.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Yes, Rat, it certainly has.

    The cute old lady in the commercial used to cry, “Where’s the beef?”

    My lament, where today is the humorous punchline?

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    DarthRevan  over 6 years ago

    In rat’s case, an afterlife wouldn’t be a good thing.

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    LJZ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    NEEDACHUCKLE You die when brain function stops so 30 to 90 seconds are just your last 30 to 90 seconds of life.

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    paullp Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Sad that there has to be so much debate on this topic. I’m an atheist and I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I do know that we’ll all find out for certain in only one way.

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    And your brain ceases to function. But Pig is still alive, yet brain dead.

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    SuperCharged5-  over 2 years ago

    and your brain shuts off and you get to experience the feeling of complete unconsciousness. forever.

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