Or get a second bathroom.
The basement’s actually pretty good for that, but stay the heck outta the attic.
Pig, you should go bathe with strangers at that thing… The Public Pool?
Don’t you have to surf on something that floats?
He should raise the flapper so the water is always running, he would stay cooler all the time. Of course it wouldn’t help with the water bill.
Just lying on the tile would be a big help, especially if it’s ceramic.
And a new toilet now that Pig scattered bacon odor in it.
A poor man’s Jacuzzi!
If you’ve been hogging the toilet for too long, all I can say is, “Flush you, Pig!”
A modern pig’s wallow.
“Mud, mud, glorious mud:
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood!
So follow me, follow,
Down to the hollow,
And there we will wallow in glorious mud."
—Flanders & Swann
A true swamp cooler.
Pig can pretend he’s riding the Log Ride at the local Waterpark now.
Pig’s own personal cool/hot tub, sure hope that back flow preventer is working.
Knowing the habits of pigs, I think sitting in the toilet is probably the best thing for the rest of the house.
What? No beer for Rat?
Um……………..
On to “Peanuts.”
True fact.. sitting in a bucket of cold water so that your genitals are in the water will make the rest of you feel cool as well. An old trick employed by sailors working in the boiler rooms of ships sailing in the tropics.
Run cold water on your wrists.Don’t run cold water over your head,when overheated ;(
For some reason this gave me a flashback to Caddy Shack, Bill Murray, the pool, and a Baby Ruth.
I can’t believe it! 35 comments so far and not one that says, “GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD”
Rat has reservations later —
Flush and it becomes a resistance lap pool
If he flushes, will he end up in the Ministry of Magic?
BTW, why IS it that the bathroom is usually the coolest room in the houses? Not sitting in the toilet, but it is at least 10 degrees cooler in there.
Pig became addicted to swirlies.
How to wash a cat:
Pour shampoo into toilet.
Throw cat into toilet.
Slam lid.
Sit on lid until self-agitation cycle slows.
Flush several times to rinse.
Lift lid and get the heck out’f the way.
Umm. Okay. That is officially disgusting; Pig is even worse than the dog who drinks from the toilet….
No air conditioning?! They obviously don’t live in New Orleans!
BE THIS GUY about 6 years ago
Or get a second bathroom.
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
The basement’s actually pretty good for that, but stay the heck outta the attic.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy about 6 years ago
Pig, you should go bathe with strangers at that thing… The Public Pool?
sirbadger about 6 years ago
Don’t you have to surf on something that floats?
alaskajohn1 about 6 years ago
He should raise the flapper so the water is always running, he would stay cooler all the time. Of course it wouldn’t help with the water bill.
wiatr about 6 years ago
Just lying on the tile would be a big help, especially if it’s ceramic.
about 6 years ago
And a new toilet now that Pig scattered bacon odor in it.
chris_weaver about 6 years ago
A poor man’s Jacuzzi!
Troglodyte about 6 years ago
If you’ve been hogging the toilet for too long, all I can say is, “Flush you, Pig!”
mjb515 about 6 years ago
A modern pig’s wallow.
The Brooklyn Accent about 6 years ago
“Mud, mud, glorious mud:
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood!
So follow me, follow,
Down to the hollow,
And there we will wallow in glorious mud."
—Flanders & Swann
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
A true swamp cooler.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Pig can pretend he’s riding the Log Ride at the local Waterpark now.
F-Flash about 6 years ago
Pig’s own personal cool/hot tub, sure hope that back flow preventer is working.
Znox11 about 6 years ago
Knowing the habits of pigs, I think sitting in the toilet is probably the best thing for the rest of the house.
hoffquotes2 about 6 years ago
What? No beer for Rat?
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Um……………..
BiathlonNut about 6 years ago
On to “Peanuts.”
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 6 years ago
True fact.. sitting in a bucket of cold water so that your genitals are in the water will make the rest of you feel cool as well. An old trick employed by sailors working in the boiler rooms of ships sailing in the tropics.
Herb L 1954 about 6 years ago
Run cold water on your wrists.Don’t run cold water over your head,when overheated ;(
Homer J about 6 years ago
For some reason this gave me a flashback to Caddy Shack, Bill Murray, the pool, and a Baby Ruth.
juneybug about 6 years ago
I can’t believe it! 35 comments so far and not one that says, “GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD”
B UTTONS about 6 years ago
Rat has reservations later —
Flush and it becomes a resistance lap pool
jrrowbotham about 6 years ago
If he flushes, will he end up in the Ministry of Magic?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 6 years ago
BTW, why IS it that the bathroom is usually the coolest room in the houses? Not sitting in the toilet, but it is at least 10 degrees cooler in there.
Kind&Kinder about 6 years ago
Pig became addicted to swirlies.
Nyckname about 6 years ago
How to wash a cat:
Pour shampoo into toilet.
Throw cat into toilet.
Slam lid.
Sit on lid until self-agitation cycle slows.
Flush several times to rinse.
Lift lid and get the heck out’f the way.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Umm. Okay. That is officially disgusting; Pig is even worse than the dog who drinks from the toilet….
Dward about 6 years ago
No air conditioning?! They obviously don’t live in New Orleans!