Perry Bible Fellowship by Nicholas Gurewitch for February 14, 2019

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What ever happened to good old fashioned over the counter paregoric? Oh, I remember. It was screwing up kids minds so we quit using it.

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    hawgowar  almost 6 years ago

    When I was a lad in the late forties, Numb-O-Cane was used to apply to teething children’s gums. It contained cocaine or Novocain, not sure which.

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Just give him a couple of Benadryl next time.

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    Display  almost 6 years ago

    “We’re gonna strap them kids in, give ‘em a little bit o’ benadryl and cherry coke. We’re goin’ to Oklahoma. Gonna have us a time.”

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    Then, he darted out of the room.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    He and the wife must have big plans!

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    NWdryad  almost 6 years ago

    What a great idea! I’ll bet parents all across the country which they’d thought of that

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    6turtle9  almost 6 years ago

    When the moon hits your eye, like a dart full of sleepy-by, that’s a-……zzzzzzzzzz.

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