Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 23, 2013
July 22, 2013
July 24, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: I sure get a lot of freckles in the summer. Marigold: Perhaps one day you will simply become one giant freckle. After that you could FIGHT CRIME! Phoebe: How would that help me fight crime? Marigold: The two things are unrelated.
The purpose of freckles is to make girls look innocent and cute, which will cause criminals to ignore or underestimate them. Thus making them more effective crime fighters. The connection should be obvious.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Beware the freckle the spot that discolors your skin in the night
WaitingMan about 11 years ago
Coming this fall to SyFy, “Ghost Shark”! This is not a joke. This is a real thing.
Q4horse about 11 years ago
The purpose of freckles is to make girls look innocent and cute, which will cause criminals to ignore or underestimate them. Thus making them more effective crime fighters. The connection should be obvious.
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
By day, an ordinary little girl with a unicorn. By night…Captain Melanin.
Me3000 about 11 years ago
marigold non sequitor is another cartoon
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Phoebe doesn’t like that.
ChappellGirl5 about 11 years ago
Phoebe would look very cute with a headband on & her bangs hanging down.
Peter5276 about 11 years ago
I feel like there should be a word for erroneously connecting two unrelated things.
Weapon Brown about 11 years ago
What about “The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh”?
Iron Ed about 11 years ago
Mustn’t forget “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!”
Iron Ed about 11 years ago
Mustn’t forget “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!”
Iron Ed about 11 years ago
Mustn’t forget “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!”
farren about 11 years ago
Yes – we mustn’t forget it three times in a row!