Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 15, 2014
February 14, 2014
February 16, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold is pretty and sings songs and kind of smells like flowers. The school bus is weird-shaped and noisy and kind of smells like feet. The bus is just gonna bombard my senses with the fact that isn't not a unicorn! Bus driver: Get on, kid. Phoebe: I guess I could continue this on the road.
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
by the time you’re done complaining, it will be over
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Riding in a school bus sucks.And I drove a school bus.
luducks almost 11 years ago
To be fair, compared to a unicorn, everything kind of smells like feet.
Q4horse almost 11 years ago
The bus has a single horn. Does it not count for anything? It also beeps when it backs up, and has that neat blinking strobe light.
josh_bisbee almost 11 years ago
Rode a bus to school all 12 years of my school carrier.
Neo Stryder almost 11 years ago
I love her expressions, that’s why Phoebe is one of my favorite characters of all time.
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
The law requires every school bus to stop at railroad tracks…and every school bus driver I’ve ever known has told me that at least once in their career, some joker has nearly rear ended them when they did.
A few times, the individual in question has gone screeching around the school bus, and flipped off both the driver and all the students.
Hag5000 almost 11 years ago
She’ll appreciate Marigold that much more.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good luck Phoebe.
kaykeyser almost 11 years ago
nothing wrong with walking Pheebs but maybe you should buy a bike for times like this?
Ermine Notyours almost 11 years ago
Marigold sings songs, while the school bus plays country music, or whatever kind of music the diver likes—never anything cool.