Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2015

I have to admit, I never expected the word “boogers” to escape Marigold’s lips, especially when referring to her own!

Well, hmmm… nostrils that are completely cleansed of boogers would be indeed Heavenly.

That’s a dimension I wouldn’t want to visit.

In some far away dimension it just rains unicorn boogers.

I predict a visit by an angry individual from another dimension.

“…YOU. YOU’RE THE ONE DOING THIS TO MY PEOPLE.”

Sorry Unicorn.

Unicorn boogers just might be a magical food source for that other dimension.

What was that thing in the past? The thing about unicorn poop? And now it’s unicorn boogers.

Hehe, so Marigold is admitting she DOES have boogers, then, and she magically “picks” her nose.Unicorn, indeed!

Of course, this now means that somewhere in the multiverse, there is a dimension full of unicorn boogers.

One has to wonder what the dimension that Florence sends her spider boogers must look like.

Boogers are just bits of mucus that have dried out and impacted in your nostrils as a result of breathing. The mucus lines the respiratory tissues and traps microbes, dust and other small airborne particles and conveys them to the stomach for destruction. What’s the big deal?

That dimension is probably Phoebe’s nose….

Ha. Bill Watterson once remarked, "I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word “booger” in a strip."

I just discovered your strip today, and I am already a fan—this one is particularly awesome. Keep it up!

Perhaps our dimension is where something gets whisked away, far beyond some one else’ concern. Are shooting stars perhaps alien analogues for boogers?