Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 30, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: It's weird that Dakota's FRIENDS with the Goblin Queen now. marigold: Is it any stranger than my friendship with you? When it comes to compatibility, our differences matter as much as our similarities. Phoebe: Like how you like these white jellybeans I hate. Marigold: DESTINY.
bookworm0812 almost 9 years ago
The white jelly beans we get in bulk here are peppermint. Now Jelly Bellies have four different white flavors: the more transparent white is cream soda, the white with black specks is vanilla bean, white with rainbow specks is birthday cake (not all that great), and plain solid white is coconut.
Ratiocinator almost 9 years ago
White jellybeans are tasty.
I also couldn’t read the words “Goblin Queen” without thinking about Madelyne Pryor from the X-Men comics. Is that just me, or did other people’s minds go there too?
Vince M almost 9 years ago
White jellybeans were always a wild card for me. Could be pineapple, could be menthol.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Peter, Peter. Pumpkin eater…
Wichita10 almost 9 years ago
‘Grapefruit’? The common knowledge when I was growing up was that they were earwax. Must be trying a new flavor…
Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The real question is are they the fruit ones or the spicy ones? I prefer the spicy especially as the fruit ones now include ersatz green apple and watermelon.
Miba almost 9 years ago
I didn’t know white had so many different flavors. White is my favorite flavor, and the white I’m thinking about is the white that comes in the regular brach’s easter bags.
DDrazen almost 9 years ago
MY late wife and I had a similar situation concerning black jellybeans. “Symbiosis” is a more precise term for it than “destiny.”
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Agreed Unicorn.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl almost 9 years ago
I always thought the white jelly beans were vanilla (not including the gourmet brands).
There is a certain brand (can’t remember which) that has a purple jelly bean which I don’t care for. It’s supposed to be a grape flavour but it leaves an odd aftertaste.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
It’s like the Olive Theory from “How I Met Your Mother”: The best bet for a relationship is to have one person like olives and the other hate them, so the liker gets all the olives.
strangeanimal almost 9 years ago
I haven’t yet found a dislikable jelly bean…
Toast Pusheen, here at your service over 3 years ago
Does anybody think the white Jellybeans are the Jellybeans Phoebe sucked?
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 4 months ago
I like white jellybeans. It’s the BLACK jelly beans I hate! :P