Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 26, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: I guess it hurts that Dakota said that stuff about me on the internet. If she said it to my face, she'd say it and then it would be gone. But it's online, so it's just there, for people to see forever. Marigold: Deep in the unicorn archives are photos of me with my head stuck in a stairway bannister. Phoebe: So you know my pain.
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