Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 26, 2016

I would like to take this oppurtunity to point out that this comments system includes a delete button.

Embrace it!Instead of letting her humble you with it, GO with it!

If this were happening in real life, would it be considered a form of bullying?

What she got her head stuck between were the balusters of the banister.

I think so.

Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.

Ohhhhhh, there’s a dollar in it for you if we can SEE those photos!

Don’t worry, like the unicorn archives, the internet is a big ol’ place and little things like one hurtful comment in one video on one grade school kid’s vlog are doomed to be lost and forgotten, except by you if you let it stick to you. Unless it goes viral, but I can’t see that happening here.

Dana…I want to see this picture now. Make it happen.

Please.

They won’t want your pseudonym, they’ll demand your password.

And even if you could actually delete all the web pages, there’s always CachedPages.com where you can find them again!

The irony of the balusters (and the misspelled banister) is rich. Even unicorns need editors.

My point being that it might always be on the internet, but that it will be lost to human perception. That tree is well hidden in the forest of pointless status updates and photographs of food.