Transcript:
Phoebe: Dad, tell me some news.
Dad: News?
Phoebe: I decided to start my own news website. I'm going to chronicle the issues that really affect our household.
Dad: Hm. I do have a lot of dirt on you.
Phoebe: Okay, but if you libel me, I'll know.
For those of you who forget, Marigold does not actually live there. She just visits a lot. So hold of on any comments that rely on that.