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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 25, 2016
April 24, 2016
April 26, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Dad, tell me some news. Dad: News? Phoebe: I decided to start my own news website. I'm going to chronicle the issues that really affect our household. Dad: Hm. I do have a lot of dirt on you. Phoebe: Okay, but if you libel me, I'll know.
Templo S.U.D. almost 9 years ago
ask, Phoebe, and you shall receive… even if it is parental witticisms
luducks almost 9 years ago
Dirt, huh? Sounds like /someone/ needs bathtime…
Averagemoe almost 9 years ago
For those of you who forget, Marigold does not actually live there. She just visits a lot. So hold of on any comments that rely on that.
PJA almost 9 years ago
“I do have a lot of dirt on you.”
And so do you. Go take a bath.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
OK Phoebe.
Wichita1.0 almost 9 years ago
“Banner”. Thank you, auto-correct. Thanks bunches.
dogday Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, bummer IS funny, but I LOVE “tokenly.”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“News”? Phoebes, you have a UNICORN! Don’’t bury the lead!