Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 02, 2017

Right, the Ozy and Millie approach to footwear. I wonder, if we were cartoon animals for a higher plane of existence, if that audience would feel the same way about our lack of gloves being the norm?

Exactly what I need on a terrible day…like what I just had! T.T

That sure sounds purdy and rhymes nice too.

Rerun?

Beautiful artwork and rhyme.

Reason #1001 why I love this comic!

Fascinating meter!

Absolutely beautiful. A quintessential ode to spring, to childhood and to friendship.

Trues!

I pray these verses you’ll excuse,My first try at a villanelle:If not, I’ll blame it on the booze.

I labor mostly to amuseMyself, but others here as well:I pray these verses you’ll excuse.

A Unicorn as judge I’ll chooseWhether this poem stands – oh, hell,If not, I’ll blame it on the booze.

Wine may inspire, but still confuseA poet’s judgement with its spell:I pray these verses you’ll excuse.

Critics may hector and abuseMy verse, yet I’ll defiance yell:If not, I’ll blame it on the booze.

Miz Dana, may you never loseYour charm, and may your fanbase swell!I pray these verses you’ll excuse:If not, I’ll blame it on the booze. 7@=e

Another rhyme I will refuse.

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And they all lived happily ever after. The end! :D