Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 08, 2017

I’d rather wait for the movie. How else would you enjoy a classic like The Shawshank Redemption?

I wouldn’t doubt that poem would get praise from unicorns. There’s a Weird Al Yankovic song called “Albuquerque” which he wrote to annoy people for 12 minutes straight, and it became so popular, he does an extended version for live performances.

Phoebe should agree – providing she gets to read (aloud) the extensive tome: “Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit”. Or is that considered more of a boys novel?

Can we just do Ode to Chocolate, and read it ten times?

Obviously the unicorn Skakespear(e).

Wasn’t that the inspiration for Einhorn’s opera “die Hafermeister”?

The more you _______________ the better you feel,

So let’s have oats for every meal!

Probably for the best. :)