Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 03, 2017

The cool girl accent is indistinguishable from common sarcasm.

if this were a video with a voice cast, what would Phoebe’s so-called “nerd accent” sound like?

Phoebe should only say that whenever Dakota talks and nothing else.

Phoebe, you’ll never be cool until you learn that omigosh is one word.

This “learn to be cool” segment reminds me of the song “Popular” in Wicked.

I wouldn’t want to be caught with dorky hair!

Apparently the Diamond Tiara of this world needs a Silver Spoon.

That nerd accent will give you away every time

Hey, Dakota, STFU and DIAF.

I don’t think there is a “nerd accent”.