Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 24, 2017

Most haunted housed I’ve been to aren’t all that scary for more than a second and a half at a time.

Anyone notice Phoebe is making the exact same face in the third and fourth panels?

oh, I can hardly wait on this human/unicorn competition

The human haunted house is probably a shoe in. We do know scary stuff: walkers, boos, Jason, Freddy, Chucky, Scream, Psycho, Annabelle, It… the list goes on and on!

Humans are scary 24/7/365. Let’s see a unicorn top THAT!

I’m guessing that the Unicorn haunted house would involve unicorns who were not beautiful. I’m looking forward to see how this turns out.

If they really put their minds to it, unicorn haunted houses would win easily. Human haunted houses would only have people dressed as goblins.

We might see dragons that don’t vomit or exhale candy.

Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp,

Well, you better not go at night.

There’s things out there in the middle of them woods

That make a strong man die from fright.

Things that crawl and things that fly

And things that creep around on the ground.

And they say the ghost of Lucius Clay gets up and he walks around.

There was an attack unicorn in “The Cabin in the Woods,” but…

In this world, there’s nothing more scary than the getting together of a group of parents.

Humans are scarier without trying. Ask any species ever.

Feeby is copied on panels 3&4

That’s a look that’s more meant for the photo booth rather than scaring 10 year old girls. :P