Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 31, 2018

You’d think it ironic for such a bathing suit to exist, as cats are stereotyped as hydrophobes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk4B-PTnCsc

Van cats (from Van, Turkey) are an exception; they love swimming. Even with other domesticated cats, it’s a matter of what they’re brought up with. If introduced to water as kittens, they usually love swimming, and playing in sprinklers (neighbors of my Aunt Jane “called” their cat by turning on the yard sprinklers).

Phoebe is competing with you , Marigold. You had this coming.

Now that I’ve got to see. Phoebe is going to look stunningly cute!

KITTY!

Unicorns have to put on more articles of clothing to go swimming?

I’m now trying to imagine Marigold in a slingkini…and experiencing brain overload.

I’m guessing a Mack Sennett 1890s bathing beauty costume instead. :D

I think it’s official. Cats outshines Unicorns. Which would explain Marigold’s rivalry with the family cat.

I know Marigold has a different point of view, and all, but ordinarily water parks don’t “behold” much of anything……

She just needs bottoms, considering where the mammaries on equines are located