Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 10, 2018

I can see it now, all of Dakota’s commentors saying how obviously fake the unicorn is.

All right, Phoebe. Time to shine!

Really? Dakota addresses her followers as “losers”? And they still tune in to her show?!

We all know Phoebe is a unicorn at heart. What surprises me is the fact Dakota didn’t see this coming, or did she just want an excuse to share her vlog with her frenemy?

Well, considering that Phoebe officially ‘jugded’ to be nearly a unicorn (by being cleaned from the prosecution being a human iirc) …. :XD

With that hat, in front of the screen, Dakota looks like a fast-food clerk taking an order

Go,Phoebe! Go!

I initially thought Dakota was working at McDonalds, from the outfit and the side shot of the screen.

In all honesty, Dakota, you probably should’ve seen this coming.

Too bad Dakota!!

That’s why they are “losers”

Dakota looks like she is taking orders at a fast food joint!

Well, she does look like she is wearing a fast food restaurant uniform.

Phoebe: WAZAAAAAAH!

Dakota: Never send a human to do a unicorn’s job… (sighs)

Phoebe: …AAAAAAAAAAA…