Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 06, 2018

I just thought of the idea of Marigold being in the old west. Now there’s a good few months worth of story material, unicorn-human interactions throughout history.

Do they expect Dakota to dress up like a cowgirl?

you’re WELCOME, Phoebe

All I can say is: "BlÁrt!

It seems Phoebe is offended. Can said scanner be rigged?

Do kids nowadays even know what a western is?

Unicorns and goblins in the Wild Wild West—Oh, My!

How can we even think of the current popularity contest storyline when the image of Old West Unicorns have been put into our heads?

Are you sure you didn’t bite your tongue when you said that, Dakota?

I know !

Right?

The Beautiful, The Bad, and the Geeky.

Who shot Liberty Dakota?

…and yet that’s how we choose our governments.

Unicorn… and a white buffalo? Why not?

With all this talk of unicorns in the old west, here is a video on how to catch and break the wild unicorn in the first Red Dead Redemption game (not RDR 2.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSh8uoZQVKU

Phoebe has been telling Dakota that for YEARS!

For a second, I thought she was gonna say “That’s bullsh*t!”

You can see this again on Thursday, December 5, 2024. Until then, goodnight everybody. Goodnight.