Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 14, 2019

“It’s true, Millicent. Our family, through a quirk of early law, owns the copyright on fire.”

Through a cheap twitter meme, that became the description of Dana’s love life.

Chrysanthemum looks like Marigold’s sister, but without the frizzy mane (and hopefully also not the spider sneezes).

What a steal.

The Rock says IT DOESN’T MATTER who invented the eyebrow raise!

That’s why they canceled Star Trek back in the day – Mr. Spock’s behavior got too expensive.

Don’t bother, Phoebe. It’s just an expression!

Does Marigold accept funny money?

I don’t see a ™ or © mark on “incredulous eyebrow raise.”

Chrysanthemum Rainbow Face may have invented the eyebrow raise, but where’s the proof that she patented it?

“Unfortunately, ‘Srsly?’ is now in the public domain.”

I remember being entranced by a photograph of “The Unicorn in Captivity” tapestry when I was a little girl. Used to love reading children’s encyclopedias.

The use of “splendiferous” made my day.

Spock must owe a mint!

What’s a metaphor?

For a unicorn to stand in.

Mr. Spock of course.

Are any of Marigold’s relatives in the famous “Unicorns Playing Poker” painting?

Catchy family names, too.