Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 29, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymMrwlsbtrI

Phoebe tried that, but she is her own worst critic.

Don’t you mean “Thank me!” Marigold?

That sounds like something a pro wrestling bad guy would do.

I’ll have to admit Mari’s no ORNery unicorn!

She just loves to adORN herself with these ORNamental titles.

“I love me! I really love me!”

I love myself, me and I.

In the words of T.O. I love me some me.

The acceptance speech will be short, or very long.

I’d say that this makes Unique Orn society seem very silly but I have a creepy feeling that Dana may be using Marigold’s actions as a commentary on society.

So true. We are in charge of making ourselves feel better, valuable, or worthy of success.

I’d like to thank myself, I did a really great job!