Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 29, 2019

If it’s another instance of this,

https://twitter.com/chrispco/status/1155691938647027714

This means war.

You sure it’s not what they’re passing off as artisanal hay?

I wonder how grass (the different types of it, anyway) tastes to grazers like equids or livestock. Also, I’m curious how do unicorns make the hay :)

I’m sure there’s a cure for that.

I got scintillated once. Ugh. What was I thinking? It was SO painful! Why possesses people to get it done THERE? …Oh wait. …Wait, that doesn’t mean what I thought it did. Never mind.

Phoebe, you can’t just brush off Mari’s remarks. She’ll go hay-wire!

Is Marigold having a hay-day?Also, nice outfit, Phoebe.

As scintillating as they may be, THE BABOON JUST REACTED TO A CARD TRICK!!!!!!

Never could get into scintillation. Makes me shiver…

I think this is the first 3-panel Heavenly Nostrils I’ve seen.

Wouldn’t that be scentillating for a fine flavored hay?

how do unicorns make the hay? They don’t. Hay is a natural product. Alfalfa, clover, oat, tall fescue dry in the field. It’s the cutting of the stalks, and storing of the final product that unicorns might have trouble with.