Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 27, 2020

What happened to Marigold being a snail?

Phoebe has the weirdest excuse for procrastination.

This results in the Wicked Witch of the West saying “I get that you’re pretty!”

I’m with Marigold on this one ; Phoebe is procrastinating.

“method acting”… riiiiiiight

I hope Phoebe will be good at improvisation as she is at procrastination, I fear she won’t have her lines memorized.

“I’m doing…what’s it called?”

Screwing up.

Method acting eh? Hope if someone interrupts her by mistake that she doesn’t feel the need to trash said person’s lights.

“I work best under pressure.”

Marigold has a point.

I’ll comment on this, but not right now. In a few days when I have thought of a good comment. I want to sound professional.

Keep looking, Phoebe. It’ll come to you…hopefully before it’s too late!

I’ll do it… EVENTUALLY!!!

Adlibbing.

I’ll really have to get a handle on this procrastination … tomorrow.

Bad Phoebe. I’m an actor and I HATE it when my costars don’t bother to learn their lines promptly. Get off book ASAP!

Don’t like where this is going…