Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 31, 2020

Being a pessimist was too stressful, it turned her hair white.

Don’t overdo it, Marigold. Otherwise, you’ll be greatly disappointed later on.

By the way, Marigold, how can you see anything but red?

I swear, if they ever do an animated Phoebe and Her Unicorn series, Marigold should sound like Rarity, so she ought to be voiced by Tabitha St. Germain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE6X4NVSLgM

Impressive how Marigold’s temples (the sides of her head) aren’t being pricked by the roses’ thorns.

Stealth burn!

Phoebe can’t help Mari…in fact, she can’t help herself!

“It’s rose-COLORED glasses.”

(wonders about the reason for this piece of dialogue in the cartoon due to its place in one of its panels)

She assumes—she can’t actually tell, but that’s beside the point.

I spend lots of time with my growing things and it definitely helps my mood

I wonder how this situation a-rose?

“You look lovely today, just like roses”.

Her or the roses?