Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 22, 2021

There’s an asterisk on the record. It says the unicorn who set it was asleep the entire time.

Any chance Lord Splendid Humility hold’s the record?

have fun at that, Marigold

Marigold talks about herself in her sleep confirmed lol

Marigold seems to have put on a bit of weight lately.

Do the characters in the Phoebeverse (sorry, Marigold) ever get disoriented living in a world where the background is constantly changing color? Just wondering.

In today’s episode, Marigold auditions for the part of Beaker in Muppet Labs.

If a unicorn doesn’t talk about itself, is it really a unicorn?

I bet Marigold likes a certain Taylor Swift song.

That is actually very impressive for Marigold

GASP! Marigold… I’m so impressed!!!

I’m not sure whether standing in silence vs. talking about someone else would be easier or harder to break the record …

Woah Michael with no Ennards.Woah Ennards with no MichaelWoah Michael with EnnardsWoah No Michael and no Ennardspoof Michael exists now thank you for choosing The Living Tombstone.

I can’t swear to it, but I think I married the winner…

This is one of those strips which could be absolutely horrifying if you replaced the dialog…

THAT has to be Marigold’s hardest challenge. 27 MINUTES?!!? Dang.

Phoebe: Uhh… that’s not even close to 40 minutes…

Marigold: Who said anything about MINUTES? I meant the current unicorn record is 40 SECONDS…