Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 30, 2021

NO!!! THAT GAME IS TOO INTENSE, BRAINSTORMING AND EXHAUSTING EVEN FOR ME!!!

I want to see how they play Monotony®!

I can hardly imagine unicorn “go fish.”

“Scrabble is boring to watch. Do Unicorns play beach volleyball?”

“WE did once, but the ball kept getting popped.”

“We’re gonna need a bigger board.”

Phoebe, Marigold was was not put on Earth to entertain you. You have a brain, and it’s a good one. Use it! Entertain yourself!

How do they play Chess?

Considering how literal they are, I doubt that they’d play Clue/Cluedo.

Or play video games. I mean, once Phoebe’s parents are done.

Careful Phoebe, she might show you how they play poker.

It makes me wonder how unicorns play Jenga.

How many points do you get for “splendiferous”?

Try Unicorn Twister.

“. . . and if you spell the word unicorn using only your own tiles, you get a 50-point bonus!”

Red Rover, unicorn style, would be interesting.

I imagine it includes a lot of “neigh” and “whinny.”

Here is a more interactive game with a Scrabble set; Squabble! In our house, we do allow one to rearrange letters when extending or combining words already played. We also have only the last player to form a word flipping tiles, which can make for a more exciting pace of game. https://www.wikihow.com/Play-Squabble

Let me guess: all the tiles spell unicorn.

OOOO! Dis gonna be GOOOD… :D