Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2021

I just figured it out. Platypuses are actually mythical creatures that neglect to use the Shield of Boringness.

Is that Perry the Dragonpus?

Sorry pal. She doesn’t listen to strangers.

What gives you, Japanese kappa-like creature, the authority of humans and unicorns from not hanging out together?

Well ain’t this just ducky?

Duck-billed whatchacallit.

what are you and why do you care?

…Kappa? Is that a kappa?

(It probably isn’t and I’m just projecting.)

Horned duck-billed dino-sea monster thingy.

Oh, my! Where is this arc going?

And who are you?

Why? Beak-oz.

That duck-billed dragon is dethpicable.

“A Platydragon?” hats “PERRY the Platydragon?”

He’s not even a mammal. Why are you listening to anything he says?

I kind of miss seeing Phoebe’s piano teacher. And the goblins. And we really need MORE Dakota.

Duck billed dragon? Gotta be a water dragon.

I dunno who the heck this duck-billed dragon guy is, but I suddenly want to know everything about him.

I need a good voice for this guy, but I’m blanking.

Hey, is that a demonic duck? (early “El Goonish Shive” reference)

Happy 1 Year Until The Phoebe And Her Unicorn Animated Show Comes out!

Don’t [REDACTED] with Phoebe.