Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 15, 2022

NOOO!!! LET US, THE READERS, SEE THE LORD ALREADY!!!

And the strip after the next will suffer “technical difficulties” preventing us from beholding him:-(.

And no cheating. I can tell when someone casts a spell of transparent eyelids.

He needs some “Apple Polishing” to build up his esteem!

Marigold is such a respectful unicorn. I would immediately fall into temptation and open my eyes.

It’s true, weird humans do taste!

The twist is he’s not really a unicorn; he’s a talking horse with a fake horn tied around his head.

Actually he looks exactly lie comedic actor Arnold Stang with a horn. No big thing.

Take it from a comic book creator. Some things just won’t happen.

Good Lord!

I know this isn’t the REAL anniversary of the strip’s debut — that’s not until April 22nd — but this IS the 10th anniversary of the first strip in the archives. Early congrats on the milestone, Dana!

OK, see, that’s not humility; that’s just condescension. I’m pretty convinced LSH doesn’t know what humility is. He’s probably too embarrassed to ask, since it’s in his name and everything. Someone should get him a dictionary, leave it open to the H section and walk away.

Okay already! Show yourself darn it! Let’s see the big reveal!

He needs a minute to pull a paper-bag over his head, pull it off again, poke some holes into it for better vision – and put it back on.

turns out, LSH is just another hologram…

He’s the Willson (of Home Improvement) of Unicorns.

He looks like Dr. Claw.

I would think the Shield of Boringness would handle even for Splendid Humility.

Looks like we’ll NEVER get to see him… :/