Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 15, 2022

Ethan, you won’t have to worry at least until 30 years before Phoebe becomes 13.XD

It’s not that I don’t love you. I just don’t think you need to be reminded all the time.

Can we at least admire Phoebe’s parents for being video gamers?

good job, Ethan & Emily

Plus, it would be hard to choose between the two…

Good job raising her, guys!

Teenage Phoebe“I HATE YOU!!”(slams door)

She could admire Dakota, and that would give us a chance to admire her too.

Write about yourself. See if you can out ego Marigold’s ego.

We can already guess who will be the subject of Phoebe’s essay: Marigold.

UNICORN!

I dunno. As galaxies go, Andromeda is just kind of fair-to-middling.