Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 20, 2023

“Ding!” If you’ll miss the Truth orb and “Buzz!” If you won’t. DING!

Don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that DING!

They a couple of dingalings.

So Phoebe’s both a roomba AND a truth orb?

Wonder where the truth orb will make its next appearance.

Now they have one of those two person inside jokes to share. Ding!

True dong merrily on high…

They are best friends, they do not need an orb!

If you brought the Truth Orb to Washington, it would burn out.

Ding Liren of China recently won the World Chess Championship.

Better to have dinged and lost, than to have never dinged at all.

Oh. I SO want a unicorn to call me “my little friend” RIGHT NOW! …. Wah. Wait, where’d I get the “little” part? Seeing things in mah old age.

“Ding my friend, Ding.” Now I’m going to start saying that and nobody will know what I’m talking about. So what else is new?

Get a “That Was Easy” button. Unless that’s copyrighted…

What’s the music artist that does covers with “dings” and random noises throughout the songs? They need to give them a call.

Ah, the quiet moments of friendship!

FUN FACT: Marigold’s position throughout this story arc has been consistently her laying down on her belly with her head up.

Ding! Fries are done

Ding! Fries are done

Ding! Fries are done

And everything is back to normal!

Oh, it don’t mean a thing if you ain’t got that ding.