Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 24, 2023

Hopefully it won’t smell like roast beef or blueberry pie after a bit.

There’s an indie game called “A Short Hike” about a teenage girl who climbs to the top of a mountain to get cell phone reception. A lot of Let’s Players assumed that by the end, she’d gain an appreciation for natural beauty and no longer care. But she actually needed reception because her mom was getting surgery, and she wanted to know if it went well.

There’s a myth claiming that tomato soup helps you if you ever get sprayed by a skunk.

Guess his location is also unspeakable.

It doesn’t just smell like tomato soup but “unspeakable tomato soup”. I suspect that Phoebe considers all tomato soup unspeakable and uneatable.

Good for you Phoebe!

Kevin reminds me of Ferny…

Well, if you’re talking about Kevin, he’s probably in the zone of unspeakable horrors – Florida.

On a side note, a longtime joke in the US in the 2010s was the New Jersey was the worst state (cuz of Jersey Shore or something? I dunno). Is it safe to say Florida has taken that reputation due to the rise of fascism by ronda sanctis?

That’s “Unspeakable Tomato Soup”

That must be an expensive phone. Most phones are water-resistant which is different than water-proof.

And good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

should they be speaking about Kevin the Unspeakable?

all is well that ends well I suppose

AMEN, Marigold. AMEN!!!!!