Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 17, 2024

Just imagine they’re all naked!

…wait

“Whinny” is yet another word!

Linus VanPelt’s hair: “Are you challenging me?”

Nervous is better than vousner or n-n-n-ner-v-v-vousss.

I told you not to try human conditioner instead of your usual “Divine Mane Moon Dew Sublime Golden Nectar Quintessence”

This is one of those times you really notice that unicorns are covered with long silky hair.

Static electricity?

Poof-ball

Is Marigold still trying to outcute Gladys?

Do a joke about how white people are different from unicorns.

Grass is another word.

Oooh, FUZZY UNICORN! KAWAII!

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

You would think flop sweat would tame down that frizzy hair.

Practice your speech five or ten times to some squirrels.

What do unicorns use to go on holiday? They use a whinny-bago!

Marigold as a plush toy, even cuter!

Shes so fluffy!