Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 11, 2025

Afraid of a meadow outshining you? Sounds like an insecurity.

Is this like a fashion model competing in shotput and losing, but being the most attractive competitor?

Is that horn chain from the Taylor Swift body chain collection?

Mocking meadows are the worst!

I have questions, starting with ‘what would they actually call pigtails and ponytails that would get them to wear them’.

Her dad? Or just the herd leader?

The new meadow will have greener grass, or at least more tasty clover!

Must have been a loooooooong time ago..

totally digging the horn jewelry and mane retainer.

We’ve seen her sister now we finally see her father I’m guessing

How can a meadow even outshine you. ITS A MEADOW.

Not that the current field was outshining them, it was just too darn close. Nobody likes a meadow with attitude.

I’m disappointed that no one is squeeing over young Marigold.

I’m going to a new meadow. With blackjack! And lookers!

How cute little Marigold with pigtails!

Is that a forelock or a crown??

It is very important that your surroundings don’t exceed your own beauty.