Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 16, 2025

Now it’s Phoebe’s turn to troll Marigold with made-up stories about her species.

I’d just like you to know that even though you’ve tried to troll me with false legends, revenge is not an idea we promote among unicorns.

But I’m not a unicorn, am I?

One snowflake and Marigold is an alicorn? Go for it!

As a jazz musician and (somewhat of) a storyteller, I appreciate Phoebe’s improvisation skills.

I like Phoebe’s evil side.

Only try this after all the pigeons and seagulls have gone to roost for the night.

Phoebe is not at Marigold’s level of confabulation. But this one was going well.

I think your nose is growing on that one, Phoebe!

One point for Phoebe!

Darn. Caught the Snowflake of Malevolence, it would appear.

Yeah, Phoebe’s got your number here, Marigold. ;)

Insidious… ingenious…

I love this side of Phoebe.

This phenomenon is also known as “The only good thing about snow”

Marigold called evil Phoebe “terrifyingly adorable”