Pickles by Brian Crane for September 30, 2010

I don’t get it………..

Apparently, Nelson didn’t understand that Earl was talking about 2 vegetables….

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

At least Nelson did eat every carrot!

haha- took me a minute, too! Only it’s not spelled ‘pea’… whoops…

A pea by any other name is still…………wet.

Thank you…. subtle humor goes right by me.

Really? It usually goes right through me.

Old, but effective.

LOL! When my kids accidently drop a pea on the floor, I always say “You peed on the floor!” The first time, they were so surprised. :-)

That is great humor…I look forward to using it myself… thanks Brian.

This one does nothing for me…

Grandpa Earl was just telling Nelson that he should mind his P’s & Q’s.

My Pops used that line on us grand kids. Now I use it on mine.

Ah, marriage. Someone always there to tell you how you should change to make THEM happy. No wonder men die earlier. They just want a little peace and quiet.

Like the time Dennis the Menace told his mother his friend Alvin liked the soup she served him until Dennis told him it was pea soup.

Ah, marriage. Someone always there to shove their dirty skivvies under the bed so your bedroom smells of his skid marks; expect proof of his masculinity in the form of babies; and let you raise said babies after being dumped for a younger, slimmer girl. No wonder women feel an adjustment in child support is more important than a new boat.

Thank for sharing, Sandy_June, I think…

There are towns in Minnesota called Pease and Milaca. The train stops at Milaca and Pease.

Like the very old joke about how to catch a Polar Bear.

Chop a hole in the ice. Spread sweet peas around the hole. When the Bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Sorry.

LOL UBUBOBU!!!! You win!

Well, Sandy_June, at least Freholder1 was just commenting on the comic. Aggressive much?

Wow, Sandy, wee really need to meet. At dawn. With pistols. That way you can kill one man and not take it out on all of them. :-)

Sorry about the divorce, Sandy. I’m still married after 40 years and SHE has a sense of humor, which helps.