Pickles by Brian Crane for May 19, 2012

Keep on talking. I can’t hear you.

Let him sleep there all night Opal.

She admits it’s an illusion. She would just like to savor the thought.

Or he’s sitting in silence because he’s tuned you out. Only if you ask a question will you know if he’s really listening at all.

illusion or Delusion? ; )

I’ll bet the hearing aid is turned off at this time.

don’t have to have a hearing aid, my husband gets to involved in his computer games that I usually have to say things to him twice to get him to hear me.

Like I tell the little woman, if you want me to know I should listen, say my name at the front of the first sentence.

I have selective hearing. My mother used to say: " Yer like Billie Weir. What ye don’t want, ye don’t hear!" ! This was a reference to a character in her Northern Ireland town who feigned deafness.

Opal does enough talking for both of them.

This is funny!

I love strips about married couples.

xxx

I think its a lesson every married man learns in order to survive.

some of my favorites,but what about Beetle and the Sarge?

Someday, I’m gonna be saying something important, like maybe, “this gun is loaded!”