Pickles by Brian Crane for June 14, 2012

Buy some pants that fit.

Nobody would want to see Earl’s pants fall downI’m sure.

A man who wears both a belt and suspenders can’t trust his own pants! — Reminds me of that old western with Henry Fonda.

Good measure, Earl. Good measure.

what else is he holding up with that hand in the pocket?

that’s going to be me…i can feel it coming!

but it’s the young people whose pants are falling down

Earl’s playing pocket pool with a broken cue stick.

You must be playing with you own ding-a-ling.

A true safety man. Justin Wilson wore a belt and suspenders for the same reason.

them’s the hazards when your waist is larger than your hips.

At least it keeps his shirt tucked in… or it should.

♫♪♫ ’ Pants on the ground ’ ♫♪♫

Better safe than sorry. I can’t figure out how these kids at the Mall can even walk, let alone run, with they way they wear their pants so low. Must be multi-tasking: texting and running away from the mall security guards while trying to keep your pants up.

They don’t make pants that fit old guys: big waist, no butt and skinny legs. Hard to put a belt on a pear unless the belt is way up high!

They suit you, Earl!

But you WERE fine the way you were.

LOL xxx

My Dad, now aged 77, has been doing this for years. Seems as the day wears on and as he is moving about, the need for support in keeping his pants in place changes and so support from two or more points of leverage works out best.

Or, as he says, “Whatever works.”

♫ Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. ♫

this is why the gut bulge old men have is used to hold up thier pants at armpit level. noassatall.

Opal please let Earl do what he wants to do.