Pickles by Brian Crane for July 05, 2013

Earl must not wash his feet very often.

When I do that my Wife leaves the room

one man’s joy is another man’s nauseathereby proving there is balance in the universewell not actually proving it, but at least not disproving it completely.

A shoe spray would help 90% of the people but I bet Earl’s in the other 10%

It’s like eating garlic or onions…. everybody or nobody.

O.K. You forced me. I’ll be the one to say it…It’s the agony of de feet !

now that hurts me to my souls…

If they have an air conditioner then get THAT blasting instead!

xxx

(To My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

Last night as I lay on my pillow,Last night as I lay on my bedI stuck my feet out of the windowThis morning three neighbors are dead..

Is it just me, or does the other guy’s hair make him look startled in every panel?

There’s an easy fix for that, don’t wear socks.

look at it this way, it kills flies