Pickles by Brian Crane for January 27, 2016

Now he looks like a raisen, but before, he was a bug. Trust me!

oh, how embarrassing (time for Opal to go to the eye doctor to see if she needs new glasses)

Opal, we have a stellar ophthalmologist here. I can hook you up!

I was in the kitchen one night and saw a large bug run across the floor, so I stomped on it. It turned out to be a grape someone had dropped and I had kicked it.

This ‘toon makes me glad I’m not still married…

Opal’s raisin the bar on poor sight gags.

I thought for a minute it was Opal’s missing tooth.

I have a good sized floater in my left eye and everywhere I look, a “bug” runs across my view. Dang aggravating, it is!

Linguist/Dr. Fogg: No exterminator. . .the bat probably kept the insect count down. . .they eat more than their weight in insects. . .

YETHSIR ! I see a future trip to Lens Crafters or something like that in Opal’s future !!!

YETHSIR ! I see a future trip to Lens Crafters or something like that in Opal’s future !!!

An easy mistake to make. I also would think a raisin is a bug if I was looking from a distance.xxx

That’s the way I kill a nasty fly! And it cracks up my husband the same way, lol.

into each life a few raisins must fall

That made me laugh out loud. My grandma told us about a time she saw a spider on her kitchen floor and grabbed the fly swatter. It jumped when she hit it, so she hit it again a couple of times but it still jumped across the floor. When she put on her glasses and looked closer, she discovered that she was trying to kill a raisin!

Has the raisin risen?

SPCR

Society to Prevent Cruelty to RaisonsWill be knocking on your door soon.You shall face the (dried) grapes of wrath

Don’t feel bad Opal, I tried to pick up a rubber band. It was a scorpion.