Pickles by Brian Crane for April 07, 2016

I swear I saw this before. I think this is a repeat.

Earl, if you’re like many guys your age, you’re a multi-riser!

I like getting up around 5:30…..during the summer the early rising sun gets me up at 4:30.

Who wears their watch to bed?

A-a-a-a-h The senior years.

Where the body begins to control the mind.

I’m up at 4:05 every workday. The rest of the time I sleep in until 5:30 AM.

No Earl it doesn’t count if you go back to bed after you take a piddle. I’m up several times a night to do that myself.

He’s just gone back to bed to rest his kidneys.

I got up for work at 4:30 every morning for 34 years and looked forward to sleeping in every day during retirement. Nope. Still woke up at 4:30.

It’s just a scheduled pit stop…

Retired Dude, dead on. Well, maybe that was a bit severe, but tried so hard to change my sleep habits after retirement and finally realized your time is your time.

I’m sure I’ll be judged here but I wake up at 12pm because I really don’t see the point in getting up early if you have nothing planned or nowhere to go. Plus you should never resist your body of sleep.I’ll be up at around 10am tomorrow to go to college at 1:30pm. I like to give myself plenty of time.xxx

I’m an early riser. 3:30AM. I do the same thing as Earl, but two hours earlier. Then, I get up around 9:00 AM