Pickles by Brian Crane for April 17, 2016

good shot Nelson ! your grandmother is a terrible person

Try packing those moist towelettes from BBQ ribs and chicken wings restaurants next time, Opal.

If it’s ice cream she should give him the cat treatment.

And it’s always done in public!

My mother used to make me spit on her handkerchief and do that. In public. Yuck.

I think every mother since Eve did that. I never gave it a thought, wither doing it or being done unto.

Great aim Nelson…

No kidding Nelson! I’d way rather have ice cream on my face than saliva.

Spitting is disgusting. People who do it in public should be hung, drawn and quartered.

xxx

Please don’t aim it in my direction though.

They can easily swallow it.

It’ll hardly kill them.

You don’t tug on Superman’s capeYou don’t spit into the windYou don’t pull the mask off that old Lone RangerAnd you don’t mess around with Jim Nelson

We called them a “kitty bath” and the one I remember the best is when I was in 5th grade and my mom was having lunch with me (we could do that back then) and she gave me a “kitty bath” in the middle of the cafeteria. :o)