Pickles by Brian Crane for August 07, 2016

sad thing is Earl can’t take it through the airport (though it makes one wonder when was the last time Earl and Opal were on an airplane)

Trying to open a bag of Cheetos by pulling open the seam usually results cheese puffs being scattered in the room.

a man should know his limitations — and his priorities

Aaaaaaand we’re back to product placement strips.

One of the most important tools of MacGuyver’s arsenal.

The Swiss folk use one of those to put holes in the cheese so no one knows they have been snacking.

Skillfully drawn perspective in panels 2 & 4.

They are useful about once every 5 or 10 years.

Hmm. Does Opal know about this?

xxx

Now those ARE truly emergencies! Yes!

That’s probably what most of them are used for.

I don’t use mine every day, but I keep it handy, because when I need it, I need it now.

I have had several, all junk. Swiss army knife was better, but I would rather carry a good knife.