Pickles by Brian Crane for August 23, 2018

You’re half right.

The dog has a watch?!

You can do this with a cat, too, but it’s quite obvious a cat doesn’t care. A dog will at least make you think it cares.

Harry Truman said it best, “If you want a friend, get a dog.”

The dog is Opal’s test pilot !

So Opal talks to a dog that gives her no response. However if Earl says nothing while she’s talking to him there’s Hell to pay. Sounds about right.

I haven’t talked to MY wife in YEARS……….. I didn’t wanna interrupt her.

so whats her point ?? lol

If you really want to mess with the dog, try singing to him.

Count your blessings, Earl.

But…he licks himself and eats his own vomit. Still better than Earl?

The dog knows if he looks like he’s listening he’ll get a biscuit. Earl knows he can get his own biscuit.

Earl doesn’t care what Opal told her friend. I don’t, either.

I used to talk to my old dog all the time. He was non-judgmental and a really good listener. Of course, he’d been deaf as a post, since birth……

I talked to my dogs all the time too…they always listened and never interrupted me….

Dogs are great listeners, unless you are telling them to do, or not do, something.

Having a dog can be better then having a wife. Dogs don’t nag.

I babble at Sweetheart constantly.