Pickles by Brian Crane for September 12, 2018

what Nelson said in the final panel must’ve also been what he said in class

Heart and fart sound a lot alike.

So she never majored in anatomy.

I think that could confuse some little kids, though I never thought about that until now..

Of course, you NEVER pat kids on their bottoms now—-and that’s a great thing! I remember when I was a little kid I never liked it when people did that!

Does it matter where, if it’s in the right place?

Is that like how alligators are so mean because they are angry about having so many teeth and no toothbrush?

Home is where the heart is …..

What “Bless Your Heart” really means (from “It’s a Southern Thing”)…..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4nRIw_ATJA

These days Pearl would likely be accused of “inappropriate touching.”

So Grandma taught him the butt pat? Did she forget to teach him not to ever do it to others?

A week or so ago Nelson patted Opal on the butt and she scolded him for it.

She loves you from the heart of her bottom! ;o)

Do they say “Bless your little hearts” on Gallifrey?

makes sense to me

Remember when Nelson patted grandma on the butt and got in ttrouble. Looks like SHE started it!!!

A natural error. More of that bottom patting, I see.

I didn’t realize they lived in the South.

In the south “Bless your little heart” isn’t always a compliment.