Pickles by Brian Crane for March 23, 2019

That’s just scary ! > I wish Earl all the best !

Pearl sure wanted to have rhyming names for her children if she married Earl.

Every life needs goals.

Sounds like some wishful thinking going on.

A dream, not a nightmare

Yes sir Opal and Pearl are sisters !

I have four sister in laws just like Pearl. I married the pretty one, the youngest of five.

Earl’s sister in law misses him when he’s not there. But her aim is very darned good when he is.

Opals sister is so vengeful since he chose Opal instead of her….

It’s time to shop for a new sister.

Yep, that was mean.

It’s a good thing Earl’s reaction is in the 5th panel – the censors would be going crazy otherwise!!!

That’s some major contempt right there…

Pearl would like nothing better

Oh, I don’t know. I ran into an acquaintance I hadn’t seen in some years who greeted me with an inquisitive look and said, “My god, I thought you were dead!” I just smiled and said, “Sorry to disappoint you.” (I wished I had remembered Mark Twain’s famous retort of “the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”)

I had a dream where i died in my sleep and i was running around all worried about how i would tell my wife….while constantly reminding myself that i was dead and wouldn’t have to worry about that. Weird.

She dreams about killing Earl? I’m sure Opal does, too.

“A dream is a wish your heart makes”…..

I know he doesn’t move much, but he is still breathing.

Opel’s sister is just MEAN, not quite as mean as Opel…..Huh, must run in the family!!

It’s my day to call my sister-in-law, my wife’s (RIP) sister. They used to talk 6-hours which was bad until Long Distance disappeared.

OMG Poor Earl….

“I thought you were dead!”“I got better!”