Pickles by Brian Crane for August 20, 2019

[Puts another quarter hour piece into the magic comics machine]

Didn’t he play Second Base for the Chicago Cubs?

Always knew Earl was cheap.

Ouch !

Sage wisdom, Earl!

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This us why I don’t spend time with people. I hoard my time coins and keep them in a time bank.

Ye ole philosopher Earl….manages to pi$$ off his only friend…

The coins of time are the only coins that can’t be saved but will produce interest if you let them.

Panel 3: Obviously too late for the people of Illinois.

Toots Coyne?

Yes, it’s a hard job for this 76 old timer. Next time I’m bringing a cushion.

I’m spending mine on reading (viewing? vieading??) things like this. Not sure it’s en‍tire‍ly wasted.

I wish that I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that saying…

Rude friend.

I thought he said “The currency of life is made up of billions and billions of coins of time…” Oh wait, I’m thinking of Carl Sagan.

Zing!